crazy things we do after a break up! whats the worse you've done?

I climbed in his bedroom window at 4 am and gave him ‘what for he laughed his head off…A crazy shit like me. We’re the best of friends now. But I’ve grown up…..no more crazy shit for me !!!

Now I have a few spare minutes I’ll write my crazy story!

When I first discovered my husband was having an affair I kicked him out. He told me it was a one off though. Although he didn’t move back in I was considering whether to work on the marriage.

But his behaviour was still shifty. I gave him ample opportunities to tell me the truth. The whole truth. He stuck to his story but was still acting very suspicious. Taking his phone everywhere, you know how it is!

I knew I needed to find out for sure.

So I created a fake facebook account, added lots of random people as friends, and then requested friendships with all his work colleagues. Finally I added my husband. He accepted, noticing he shared lots of mutual friends with this ‘fake’ person.

Then I bought a sim card. I started messaging him. Normal chat at first, but then I started saying how I knew he was cheating on his wife. He denied it. I sent lots of messages and started blackmailing him. I would set the message up, and then send it when he was in my company, so I could watch his reaction. His face would go white and he would be shaking!

After a week or two, I sent a message from my fake FB to my real facebook, telling me about my husbands affair. Then, while I was ironing and he was washing up, I sent him a text (from the secret sim) saying ‘I hope your wife reads her facebook messages today’.

He literally shit himself! I went off to work, expecting him to log on to my account and delete the message.

But he didn’t. He confessed and told me how he was being blackmailed.

He had been so worried he’d even gone to the police! The police could do nothing as it was a pay as u go number. And unless I answered the phone to them they could do nothing.

So I just chucked it away.

I was so embarrassed by my behaviour and never even told my best friends at the time. They thought it was hilarious when I confessed to them. They didn’t realise I could be so cunning.

But it worked! I bloody knew he was lying to me and I just had to know the truth!

To this day I have still not told him his blackmailer was me!
Though I am tempted sometimes!

great story… but i couldn’t do it. i’m too nice that way.

NO!.. but you have to get over it.

your story…. made me laugh my ass off… sorry !

And HEH…WHAT you doing talking to D ???I’ve to go to bed soon

Am knackered need bed… continue this tomorrow.

WHAT did he say ??? WHAT.. did you say ????

Is it… ever going to end ????

So funny!! Glad you caught him , buttercup!!
Hmm.. Maybe I need to make a fake account and warn girls that my ex gives incurable stds out… But I not I will get busted.. Lol

I once had a friend spend three hours outside a guys house crying ..

Yes , my friend stood outside her exes houses crying , texting to please answer , I know you’re home… He didn’t answer and I had to go get her and spend till 5 am talking some sense into her.. We both laugh about it now & years later this guy still contacts her and asks her out now.

I guess we all live and learn.

Doesnt matter how mad we become it still seems like at some point the man comes back for one reason or other!

Harley, I dont expect any more calls now. He may text tomorrow to say he’s put the rest of my money in my bank and then that will be it.

His new life begins this weekend.

Oh, and that guy I went on a date with…he stopped texting a day after a date. Which I’m glad about. For one I’m not ready, and secondly, the advantage of meeting someone who knows a lot of people you do….he knows my best mates ex husband, so she did some digging. Turns out he’s done time inside for beating his ex wife up!!

RED FLAG!!!!!

Sarah I had something similar happen to me in highschool, but I was more of a no BS kind of girl. There was a guy I liked and I had thought he liked me too so we had hung out after school and kissed a little, well the next day he was telling everyone that we slept together,( I was a virgin and very protective of it ) so lol still makes me laugh cause this was a big body builder guy and I am just a tiny little irish red head hehehe I walked right up to him grabbed his ear and twisted until he was on his knees and told him to tell the truth now, he started to cry like a baby and confessed to all his buddies that he lied. He lost his reputation after that no one ever believed him again.

Oh Buttercup… that’s more than a red flag – that’s a deal breaker.

My son’s ex did the whole pretending to be pregnant thing to try to get him back. She ended up just making a complete fool of herself.

My best mates son has also just gone through something similar. It had a massive impact on the whole family dealing with it. And turned out to be all lies.

I always remember reading the story of the woman who hid prawns in some part of a guys piece of furniture. He ended up moving because of the smell. But took the smell with him, not knowing it was in his furniture!